I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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