Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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