i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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