Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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