had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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