have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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