Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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