Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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