Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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