is your mom at the bar?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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