I'm really into asian looking animals
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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