Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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