I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Randomize
