Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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