I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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