Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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