Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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