Its about making memories worth repressing
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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