My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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