It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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