I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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