If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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