fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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