I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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