You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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