Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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