Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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