im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
