no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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