Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if only i could text you this smell
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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