Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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