New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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