Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
should my penis look like a turkey
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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