only if we run a train.
done.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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