THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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