So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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