She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
COCAINE IS GR8
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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