: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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