Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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