Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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