We're like a lot better than the average bears
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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