i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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