THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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