You're a womanizer and a bitch.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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