Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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