im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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