somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I will pee on everything he values.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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