so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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