doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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