I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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